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Which part?
Women want equal rights. But they STILL want ownership of the kitchen and bathroom. When I say ownership, I mean control of where things go, not so much as the 'it' person or 'cleaner'. "Put the seat down" "don't put your towel on the towel rack like that" "keep the shower curtain open when not showering" "Do the dishes this way" "Dry them this way" "Don't use the stove like that!" "Don't wash the floor like that" And it's not like I'm washing the floor with the dog. (although that would be funny). As much as women want equal rights, the stereotype still points to the household persona. Why? Because women just have this urge to control the household. (This is no way is meant to be twisted into me saying "Women should be at home where they belong" so don't twist it) Kudos to my girlfriend for having a career. But if she wants me to do house work, and cook, and clean just as much as she does, let me do it my way, or I'll start bitching how she doesn't do it my way!!!! Point is: Look at the bright side, he cleaned the bathroom. Yeah, he forgot about the toilet seat, but that's a small part compared to the larger whole, and it could be generally easy to forget it. So be happy. It's not a fml, hop in the shower and clean off.
Nasty... Nuff said
I'll bet you cleaned your bathroom with that shit school janitors use that smells like puke. Your husband probably didn't even feel nauseous when he got into the bathroom. Guys, about this toilet seat thing, you're wasting your time debating the logic and justice of the correct and fair position the seat should be in. Here's the bottom line: if you want pussy, put the ******* seat down!
Wouldn't you have seen as you were lowering the seat??
Seat up, seat down, that's a debate I'm weary of so I won't comment on that, BUT: No one's asked THIS and she hasn't clarified: She DID say "TONIGHT".... Did she go in the dark? Who looks in the dark in their own home? Kudos to the barf-cleanning hubby btw.
the same reason women are always so anal about guys lowering the toilet seat. they dont LOOK before they sit!
What is wrong with you? Don't you bother looking at it before you sit down...****** moron...
^^^^ this
there are people with MUCH bigger problems then your ass getting covered in your HUSBANDS puke wash it off no harm done ****
Confucius say, "Wise man never test depth of water with both feet."
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Wow that is sick, least he cleaned up most of the mess
I just checked my stats and discovered that the average urinations per day is inaccurate. Males average 7 urinations per day and females average 8. This adjusts the result significantly. Up = 7*5 = 35 times, Down = 8*2+1*7 = 23 times. The more correct ratio is 35:23. This means that the seat will be up over 1.52 times for every time the seat is down, much more than the 1.25 I had previously indicated. As we can all see, this further confirms that in my house, the seat should remain up.