By kimmybr - 22/09/2009 09:36 - United States

Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML
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huggles87 0

Wow that is sick, least he cleaned up most of the mess

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IronWarrior 9

I just checked my stats and discovered that the average urinations per day is inaccurate. Males average 7 urinations per day and females average 8. This adjusts the result significantly. Up = 7*5 = 35 times, Down = 8*2+1*7 = 23 times. The more correct ratio is 35:23. This means that the seat will be up over 1.52 times for every time the seat is down, much more than the 1.25 I had previously indicated. As we can all see, this further confirms that in my house, the seat should remain up.

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satanstoystore 0

ydi for caring more about your stupid bathroom.

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ithedarkone 0

Wow i would of been so pissed. That is really gross why is your husband vomiting in the first place. It just seems kind of random for him to throw up so nasty. I hope he brushed his teeth and use some Listerine and goggle four times.

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lyfesukz 0

You should've looked at the seat first, but im not gonna say YDI. I would have been major PO'd.

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iFruit 0

Bluebomber, are you saying to test the cleanliness of a toilet seat one butt cheek at a time?

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f_u_u_f_f 0

I'm a girl and I could care how the toilet seat is. Before I do my business, I check if it's in the right position for me and whether it's clean or not. If not, I cringe and wipe it clean. And then remind the offender to be neater about their business.

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Xombie11 0

YDI for not cleaning the seat up yourself, woman.

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plexico 3

I'll bet you cleaned your bathroom with that shit school janitors use that smells like puke. Your husband probably didn't even feel nauseous when he got into the bathroom. Guys, about this toilet seat thing, you're wasting your time debating the logic and justice of the correct and fair position the seat should be in. Here's the bottom line: if you want pussy, put the ******* seat down! (Sorry if it's a double post. To me, it appears and disappears.)

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