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By periods - 18/12/2015 16:37 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I complained about period cramps. My boyfriend said periods can't be that bad since "girls must orgasm every time they put a tampon in." FML
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I think your boyfriend needs to go back to health class and ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION

Maybe you should be silent next time you two have sex, so he knows what really happens ;)

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Your boyfriend is a complete moron, you should move on!

Uh..... Yeah someone missed their biology classes one too many times. I think it's time to think about taking him to the library or plopping him in front of the computer with an educational website to teach him the difference between menstrual cycles and organisms, more specifically how almost all women cannot organism vaginally without external stimuli.

Clearly this boy cannot be good at sex. If he thinks that is going to be enough to make you feel good then, trust me, you need to cut and run. There is much better out there.

I hear you, when my father discovered my tampons in the bathroom he accused me of using them for pleasure.

Wow, there's a lot of stupid to unpack there. So, he thinks that sticking any foreign object into your ****** equals an instant ******? Following that logic, with the first second of sex does he think you're done? Or that he gives you a few hundred orgasms every time? It just blows my mind. If you did ****** from a tampon, would an ****** every few hours cancel out a week of pain? That's kind of creepy thinking. Since it doesn't seem to matter if you're in the mood or not, if tampons during a period do the trick, there's a kind of creepy "but she must have enjoyed it" vibe too.

People like him are the reason I wish society would quit holding the hands of those who would otherwise succumb to social Darwinism.