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By periods - 18/12/2015 16:37 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I complained about period cramps. My boyfriend said periods can't be that bad since "girls must orgasm every time they put a tampon in." FML
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Top comments

XxNekoLovexX 26

I think your boyfriend needs to go back to health class and ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION

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invadermaythe1st 35

Maybe you should be silent next time you two have sex, so he knows what really happens ;)

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Comments

autismom1999 8

Well with his logic he must blow his load everytime he holds his wanker when he takes a leak.

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mssileas 25

Yeah men who think that shouldn't be let near vaginas. Seriously.

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infectedsense 15

Ask him if he orgasms every time he pees, because he's touching his junk and that's all it takes, right? Maybe then he'll get it.

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sgdigaetano 3

Your boyfriend is either very young or a complete idiot.

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shinikageWolf 15

Next time act bored as Hell when you're having sex. Read a book, text some friends.

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KereKris 25

I am sorry for you OP, your boyfriend must be the worst in bed... :O Didn't he ever notice that you do not ****** as soon as he puts his d*ck in?

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The_ghetto_mango 25

That's a lie of the highest order. That boy (he is a boy, right?) needs to park his ass in health class and learn.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

"Fed up with being single, but don't want to suffer the embarrassment of walking into an adult store? Simply walk into any pharmacy and pick up a box of Tampax! This will prevent the cashier from laughing at you behind your back, whilst simultaneously affording you that ****** you desire at your convenience!" WARNING: Do not get carried away with your orgasms, as prolonged exposure to unsanitary tampons may lead to Toxic Shock Syndrome.

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