Miscellaneous: Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's...

By horriblejoke - 10/10/2012 15:05 - Australia - Perth

Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML

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By nohair - 24/04/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 07:09 - United States

Today, it's the 3-month anniversary marking the day two friends and I shaved our heads as a show of solidarity for a friend starting chemo. Her prognosis is good and her hair only thinned slightly. We, on the other hand, look like a motley crew of lesbian biker chicks. FML

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By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 00:00

Today, I slipped and gashed my head bad enough that my head had to be shaved to be sewn up. Right after it had finished growing back from chemotherapy. FML

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By hairplease - 27/02/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I brought my best friend to my uncle's birthday party. We were having a great time until my grandmother walked up to us and said to me, "You sure have a nice looking boyfriend." My friend is a girl. She has cancer and lost all of her hair due to chemotherapy. FML

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By lovedoesnotexist - 24/09/2015 11:52 - Belgium

Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML

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Dumbass

By whyyyy - 17/06/2020 05:05

Today, my daughter shaved her head in solidarity for a friend who went bald from cancer. Normally this would be an amazing gesture. Unfortunately, her “friend” is a fictional character from a book she’s reading. My daughter had almost 24-inch long hair. FML

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By an egg - 30/10/2015 13:43 - United States - Livonia

Today, when I went out to get some groceries with my mother, a small girl came up to me and said I was an "ugly egg" because I'm a bald girl. I had to shave my head in order to have brain surgery to relieve me of the symptoms of my neurological disorder. FML

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By Jayswizzle - 11/08/2010 08:10 - United States

Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML

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My body, my choice

By Anonymous - 24/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, when I left for work, my girlfriend had gorgeous, very long (down to her hips), dark red hair. When I came home from work, her head was shaved. I asked her why she did it, and all she said was, "I just got tired of taking care of it". FML

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aly_pinay22 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 18:56

Your boyfriend is a douche. Sorry OP.

shrimpygymnast 9

Wednesday 10 October 2012 18:56

Wow... If that's how he treats you then he obviously doesn't respect you or his mother by lying about her having such a terrible sickness... Get rid of him, OP.

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vesari 3

Thursday 11 October 2012 3:49

That's rude, people shouldn't joke around with cancer or other diseases

Rainbow_Crash 11

Thursday 11 October 2012 4:21

I only have this to say: If you do decide to stay with him after he did something THAT shitty, DO NOT ******* procreate with that man. The dude is a grade-a douchecanoe.

NicoleAshley10 0

Thursday 11 October 2012 4:23

Well you showed him that you had guts. I'm sure you got more guts than him.

lucy_hewitt15 6

Thursday 11 October 2012 4:24

Your representing the other people with cancer. He's high

picturescrazy 24

Thursday 11 October 2012 4:44

It's still very amazing that you did that, OP. Cancer isn't something one should joke about though... your boyfriend (hopefully ex boyfriend) has no integrity or respect.

gardenwhipped3 14

Thursday 11 October 2012 4:48

Total his car, then leave.

LaBooskie 1

Thursday 11 October 2012 6:23

You're a total moron. Tell him to rub your head for a change.

emchocolat_fml 25

Thursday 11 October 2012 6:25

Hey, girl, you've got balls. Cancer is not something to be bandied about, just because it's an illness most people have heard of, and you did a really nice thing there. Your boyfriend's mother should be able to respect that once she understands the situation, and it'll probably bring you closer together. Hopefully, however, you are plotting revenge on the boyfriend as we speak :).

bethanybunny_fml 4

Thursday 11 October 2012 6:27

Wow. I'm a huge asshole, Op, but that is going waaay too far for me even. You're a good person though, tell his mother and perhaps both of you can get back at him!