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Same thing different taste
Makes sense
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Your girl's a piece of shit. Or ex.
Wow. Crazy a little? I think she saved you from herself. Now go find yourself a better lass.
wow, she has some balls to even say that
Get her gone!
Cut her throat and take advantage of her corpse
Get her a one way ticket back to ***** island!!!
You mean ex-girlfriend right?
Because she's really going to do that.
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I'd buy the ticket, but it would be out of town one-way.
i dont like saying ending relationships is the best way but in this case you'll be better off without her.