By neonstarr - 30/10/2013 10:41 - New Zealand

Today, I could think of more 'pros' than 'cons' for why I should start drinking again. FML
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neonstarr 15

Op here. Surprised this got posted. Sorry to burst some the bubbles but I'm not an alcoholic, I stopped drinking because of medical reasons, turns out I have gluten intolerance which caused damage to my gut, and by association killed my stomach lining and throat. Wasn't pleasant. Also I'm a chick. And since I'm better, I was weighing out pros and cons at 330am. If I ever do have a drinking problem Ill use some of the advice :)

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Rainhawk94 27

Did you take a shot for every pro?

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Nyx_fml 23

There may be more pros, but maybe the cons outweigh the pros?

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Dramori 29

If you are a coeliac then stick to ciders and spirits; works for my friend and he has bad reactions to gluten too - everything in moderation OP! :)

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Frushsgirl 14

Be sure to research the spirits first; some whiskeys that use wheat are ok because the distillation process destroys/removes the gluten, others will still have gluten present.

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dzhunt 6

I liked this comment because I am too!

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Omniprism 14

Everything is good in moderation. Moderation being key here.

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Coeliacchic93 21

no coeliac can have gluten in moderation the long term effects are NOT worth it

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driinkbleach 18

Your liver can fail after long periods of drinking or you can get alcohol poisoning and die, just a few reasons for your list :)

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Hopefully you called up your AA sponsor or went to a meeting or something. Good luck staying sober.

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miianah1 22

If you're health or maybe even your life if you already have health issues, isn't enough for you , not even the FML team can help you.

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