By neonstarr - 30/10/2013 10:41 - New Zealand

Today, I could think of more 'pros' than 'cons' for why I should start drinking again. FML
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neonstarr 15

Op here. Surprised this got posted. Sorry to burst some the bubbles but I'm not an alcoholic, I stopped drinking because of medical reasons, turns out I have gluten intolerance which caused damage to my gut, and by association killed my stomach lining and throat. Wasn't pleasant. Also I'm a chick. And since I'm better, I was weighing out pros and cons at 330am. If I ever do have a drinking problem Ill use some of the advice :)

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Top comments

Rainhawk94 27

Did you take a shot for every pro?

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Nyx_fml 23

There may be more pros, but maybe the cons outweigh the pros?

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ThaPrelude 11

Drinking is good. Don't see how this is a FML xD

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KasiaLilith 13

Try to drink only in day that start with "T", like Tuesday, Today, Tomorrow..

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buckdharma 36

Reason # 5- Touching your index finger to your nose is great exercise.

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TheHeavyOne 15

Word to that my friend, word to that.

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horneyhic 15

U could just drink responsibly then u get all the pros and none of the cons

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mulumequitem 6

Pro: it's Wednesday con: it's Wednesday pro: I'll be happy con: I can't think of any more cons

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JMichael 25

That's a sign you shouldn't have quit in the first place.

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