By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
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DocBastard 38

They're in the safe. She already told you.

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Y_U_19029 0

They're always where you don't expect them! Check the freezer

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

but the keys are safe right? because key safety is of the utmost importance. can u imagine if Obama lost the White house key?

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catnip216 0

If that meant he'd be locked out, I think it'd be a good thing.

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Y_U_19029 0

They're always where you don't expect them! Check the freezer

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evanizle 0

moms are the worst about that. so upsetting

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yewzd 0

That's why i keep everything in my pockets..

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DocBastard 38

They're in the safe. She already told you.

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iheartglasses 0

Ugh! My mom has done the same thing! After a few bitchings she learned not to touch my things because Im way more organized than she is haha Keep your things in your room and invest in a cheap key holder to hang by the door

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alinefromme 0

What a releif! I thought that sort of thing only happened in my house.... all the time....

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

Try walking, biking, taking a bus, hitching a ride with a fellow employee? Your car isn't your life.

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mola_mola 3

if they lived about an hours drive from work then all of these options may become redundant. Or if they travel around between places doing their own thing during the work day then the car is probably their only solution

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