Miscellaneous: Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed...

By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

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By Al - 05/08/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was leaving the mall. I Instinctively hit the unlock button on my car keys from across the parking lot. Little did I know I was making it a whole lot easier for the guy breaking into my car. FML

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By rabbitoncocaine - 20/04/2012 06:41 - Germany - Unterbreizbach

Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Krule - 04/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Redding

Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML

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thecore23456 19

Tuesday 1 December 2015 18:28

Why wouldn't you press the lock key?

themysteriousfox 18

Tuesday 1 December 2015 18:28

Damn. Sorry OP. Any chance you can get what got stolen covered?

Comments

novdestiny 23

Wednesday 2 December 2015 1:12

jeebus OP, where do you live?!

apcsox 18

Wednesday 2 December 2015 1:23

Why the **** did you hit unlock instead of lock to make it beep for you?

elizacandle 29

Wednesday 2 December 2015 3:48

you're supposed to beep it closed

militarybrat 21

Wednesday 2 December 2015 5:15

YDI. always press the lock key. Does the same thing.

Hippo14 3

Wednesday 2 December 2015 5:25

....well that didn't work out like you planes now did it

peaceablerook 20

Wednesday 2 December 2015 5:46

that's why u hit the lock button

bigdaddyeric 35

Wednesday 2 December 2015 7:06

Liar

somelildude 14

Wednesday 2 December 2015 7:15

This is why we can't have nice things ...

eibhlyn5 13

Wednesday 2 December 2015 8:45

hey, at least you still got your car

Randomish6 16

Wednesday 2 December 2015 9:39

Why does everyone assume that there is also a lock button and an alarm button? Got a car with just one button on the key, press it and it either locks or unlocks the car, depending on if it is already locked or not.

Shade1982 20

Wednesday 2 December 2015 10:30

Because most cars with a remote have those. It is possible yours does too, have you tried holding that one button? Sometimes it's not that obvious. For example, on my car, holding the close button also closes any windows I may have left open. A lot of people don't even know that.