By Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
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letitbe56 0

I never understood why people like having those lawn ornaments. I think they're kind of tacky. And clearly they can be hazardous too!

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Lolbrittany 0

At least the deer is ok.

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SirAwesome 0

And this is why woman shouldn't be allowed to drive.... Yes, this comment is a joke. You sensitive types will probably hide it anyway.

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sockmonkey560 0

Three words. Wear Glasses dumbass. Lol made my day.

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Caddy23 0

That does suck, true you shouldn't drive tired, but your reaction was what i think, a natural one. The same thing happened to me, i was driving home from work at 9pm and a kangaroo jumped out infront of me, your immediate reaction is to break/swerve. The important thing is that your ok.

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becxahh 0

uhm that just proved your a douche. i could prolly drive better than you, and i'm female, and i'm also 15. Good luck getting laid with that attitude.

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jacklinjanna 0

This is when you sue the people with the lawn ornament... Duh? It's an easy win.

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andy3_fml 0

i think that this is an excuse for drunk driving... it sounds like the OP was hiding that they were drunk by saying that they were tired

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Lonely4 0

Driving while sleepy can be just as bad, if not worse, than driving while drunk -- driving when you are that tired can make you hallucinate, get paranoid, or have terrible reaction time. YDI for putting other people in danger driving like that.

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sj_19 0

YDI for not knowing how to spell *brakes*

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PICKLESTICKLE 0

YDI for misspelling brakes. YDI for misspelling paniked. YDI for being sleepy. YDI for putting other people in danger. YDI for being retarded. YDI for hitting a tree. YDI, YDI, YDI. i CANT say it ENOUGH!!! YDI YDI YDI

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