Love, Intimacy, Sex and Frustration: Perfect life

Perfect life

By Anonymous - 21/02/2022 10:00

Today, I seemingly have the perfect life. A clean house, a car, two well behaved kids, and stability in every way. I'm also quite good looking, with a good body and health. It's like out of a sitcom/postcard. The only catch is that my husband has literally zero libido and won't have sex with me. FML

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You deserved it 359

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By Julian - 05/05/2021 02:01

Today, according to my wife, our life together is perfect. The only problem is that I no longer turn her on, haven’t for a while, so she wants my permission to have meaningless one-night stands with strangers on Tinder while carrying on with our perfect, sexless married life together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 086

You deserved it 197

Impasse

By Anonymous - 30/08/2023 04:00

Today, my wife and I have a perfect life together, nice house, nice cars, fun hobbies, fun holidays, love each other, lots of sex and so on. After 12 years of marital bliss, she wants to ruin all that by having a baby, and has even threatened divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 588

You deserved it 963

Settled

By Anonymous - 22/07/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my son is still single in his forties, so I asked him about it. Turns out, because he has his buddies and doesn’t want kids, he hires a house cleaning service twice a month and prostitutes twice a week, so he can’t think of any scenario in which a wife could improve his life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 164

You deserved it 620

Get it on, bang a gong

By Anonymous - 12/09/2019 15:00 - Bulgaria - Sofia

Today, I'm dating the perfect guy. He's smart, considerate, charming, funny, good looking and we have a ton of interests in common. He also can't get it up. At all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 749

You deserved it 239

Lifegoals

By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 18:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

Today, I’m unemployed with no children and hardly any social life, so you’d think my life was a constant, boring holiday, when in fact I'm so busy every day that I think I might have to designate myself a “day off” just to recover from the stress. FML

I agree, your life sucks 498

You deserved it 351

Gagging for it

By Anonymous - 24/02/2024 21:00 - Greece - Athens

Today, I thought I knew what sexual frustration was in my teens, but that was nothing compared to a (due to circumstances, but still) sexless married life, in a shitty economy. I'm so tense, I could tear down a wall with my bare hands right now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 390

You deserved it 151

My electronic life

By Fuck my actual life - 18/06/2022 18:00

Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 670

You deserved it 234

Leave me alone

By Anonymous - 21/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, I can't sit down for a book or some TV without my wife coming up and moaning at me to "get a hobby, get out of the house once in a while, you never do anything anymore." I have a healthy, balanced social life, but maybe I want to relax in my own house for once. FML

I agree, your life sucks 484

You deserved it 77

By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 02:08 - United States

Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single, and jobless. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 111

You deserved it 42 209

Fantasy

By But I wanna - 15/05/2023 23:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, despite being married and renting my own apartment, I can't fulfil my teenage dream of slamming my wife on the sofa and pounding her like cheap mince, all because it would apparently "defile the sofa for the children." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 022

You deserved it 417

Mado_01_03 9

Monday 21 February 2022 10:54

guess, you have to discuss it with you hubs and find a solution together

Ryan Tolentino 1

Monday 21 February 2022 18:39

maybe he's depressed or more. I know sometimes the pressure to have the perfect life is a bit much.

Comments

deemahn 3

Monday 21 February 2022 10:06

Find a lover. Everything will be 100% perfect. #protip

Mado_01_03 9

Monday 21 February 2022 10:54

guess, you have to discuss it with you hubs and find a solution together

D J's MOM 17

Monday 21 February 2022 13:12

get him to the doctor to find out what's wrong, or slip some nugenics in his coffee. worse case scenario, he's getting it somewhere else, hope not... good luck

TeacherTeem 21

Monday 21 February 2022 13:17

This actually sounds EXACTLY like a sit-com

RichardPencil 30

Monday 21 February 2022 14:56

Check his prostate. Shove your finger up his ass and wiggle it around. Either you will switch his libido back on or find that it's enlarged. That tiny gland can **** a lot up.