Kids: Today, I decided to do a word search in my daughter's Hello Kitty...

By ldbella - 27/02/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, I decided to do a word search in my daughter's Hello Kitty coloring book. It took me 30 minutes to find 6 words in a kids coloring book for ages 1 and up. FML

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By szechuansauce - 10/04/2017 20:00

Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML

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By seatle girl - 28/06/2016 00:43 - France - Les Mureaux

Today, my six-year-old daughter organized a treasure hunt… for our cat. She hid the contents of an entire bag of cat food all around the house. FML

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By 2old4thiscrap - 08/12/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I'm a 26 year-old guy with no kids. The coloring books were for me. FML

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By Username - 03/06/2011 14:04 - United States

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

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By NoColor - 29/10/2014 13:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 00:33 - United States - Newton Center

Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML

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By b…… - 28/09/2023 22:00

Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML

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By Ed - 05/12/2010 13:53 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

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It's always in the most obvious place

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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By Michael - 04/01/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML

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mycookiezz 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:11

Either your not so smart, or Hello Kitty has stepped her crossword game up. haha

randomchickkk 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:04

well there's a reason it's for kids

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hiphopper101 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 6:15

lol it's not tht bad... could just be tht ur bad at word searches... I kno with my ADD I can't find anything in real life let alone a word search

SACKERLAND 6

Friday 4 March 2011 6:42

Hello Kitty doesn't f**k around.

January8 5

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:49

uhm best statement ever!

j0eStER 0

Friday 4 March 2011 13:28

What #113 says. and also, considering the fact. This coloring book was made by Asians who can do puzzles with their eyes closed :)

haleynsn 5

Saturday 5 March 2011 6:25

haha those things can be hard :P acually not really just word searches are hard for me in general,i dont have the patiense for them

azreal6834 1

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:19

Wow

manzylittle3759 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 1:38

They really ment that "and up" didn't they?

Morgan_Loves_You 5

Saturday 2 February 2013 19:01

lol xP tottal failure x)

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 9 July 2014 11:23

Maybe try a different puzzle? Like crosswords or cryptograms?

malachite1357 11

Sunday 22 February 2015 0:55

Haha, picturing that in my head made me laugh. For a loooong time XD

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It's always in the most obvious place

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