Miscellaneous: Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family...

By Michael - 04/01/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 23:20 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML

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By anonymous - 12/08/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of my childhood, I noticed how many my mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she came home from work I jokingly asked, "When did you start hating me?" She replied, "When you were 4." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Long Beach

Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML

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By Fatty - 06/03/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML

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By stickers - 13/05/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, I was going through my mom's closet. On one of the shelves, I found two baby books. One was mine, the other was one for a dog she owned before I was born. I looked through them both. The dog's baby book was filled out more than mine was. FML

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By scarred4life - 18/01/2009 19:18 - Canada

Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML

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By NeverEscaping - 03/02/2013 00:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I decided at age 18 that it's time to put into storage the picture books that have been collecting dust in my room for nearly a decade. My mother took this as a sign that I'm planning to move out and abandon her forever, and has been crying for the last four hours. FML

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By Me - 12/01/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2017 14:00

Today, my 5-year-old daughter had to find pictures of animals that she felt represented each member of her family. This was the one she chose for me. I think she might be trying to imply something. FML

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By yingyang2 - 06/01/2011 02:19 - United States

Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML

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kozmikstarz 0

Monday 4 January 2010 17:53

Maybe she was doing it to a magazine...who knows what a FOUR year old was actually seeing.

Broeman 0

Monday 4 January 2010 22:29

Did she ever say family photo book? Maybe she saw your wife ripping pages out of a regular book and decided to try it with a photo book, tard.

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Derek321 2

Monday 4 January 2010 16:09

N00b blocker. -Ty

trizzieb 0

Monday 4 January 2010 16:10

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wolfvision 0

Monday 4 January 2010 16:14

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permannator 10

Wednesday 14 December 2011 5:15

How do you know if they're good if you never read them..?

cel123456789 0

Monday 4 January 2010 16:27

FYL for posting a retarted fml

jayn_fml 0

Wednesday 3 October 2012 13:36

You spelled retarded wrong you dumb assfucker

JackDark 0

Monday 4 January 2010 16:28

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kerrygirl 13

Monday 4 January 2010 17:09

where does it say one page?

Jimboom 11

Monday 4 January 2010 16:48

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girlygirl666 0

Monday 4 January 2010 17:08

Your 4 year-old would have done a better job writing this FML. That is, if she would have even written it at all, since it's so stupid.

sunnyray812 42

Saturday 10 May 2014 9:37

Why the hell is everyone saying this is a crappy FML and putting OP down??? This sounds like a true FML to me; knowing your lover is regretting ever marrying you. That's a hurtful FML.

guckylynn 19

Monday 4 January 2010 17:10

Your wife could have been framing the pictures or something. Way to jump to conclusions.

kozmikstarz 0

Monday 4 January 2010 17:53

Maybe she was doing it to a magazine...who knows what a FOUR year old was actually seeing.

nonynony 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:58

I immediately thought it was a magazine. A 4-year-old would lump books, magazines, and photo albums together in her head. I seriously doubt she was referring to a family photo album.

GiRIsMakingCupca 0

Monday 4 January 2010 18:02

wait wat are u saying? I read this like 5 times and I still can't understand !

This_Guy 0

Monday 4 January 2010 18:28

He saw his daughter rip out photos from one of their family photo books. His daughter saw her mom (his wife) rip out photos from the other family photo book which contains pictures of their wedding day. He probably assumes that his wife probably regrets something or realizes she might have married the wrong man. Of course, this is what I got out of it. Different people would take this differently.

TheHeroOfTime 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 2:04

#12, you happen to be eight years old and black. These are two very good reasons for your lack of comprehension.

V_S234 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 4:41

#27, you are an icky person.

waterynuggets 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 14:05

I agree with you #30, however since the mods are too busy [pa]trolling the comments for people saying "THIS IS NOT AN FML111!1!" this this racist fuckstick will more than likely go unnoticed.