Not now

By anonymous - 02/02/2011 05:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
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phorcep 0

Well if you didn't, you certainly will now.

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unfortunate_13 5

i once said "hey, you have to preheat the oven first" when my boyfriend wanted to skip foreplay while i needed some fun first.

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davidjr_saldana 0

u know i have a bad memory & if i don't say things on the spot i forget!

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EffinToofer 3

Yeah. Maybe he has a "one-legged homeless guy with hotdog" fetish. Hawt!

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Jonkbaby 22

uh. don't see much sexist ABOUT it. do your homework. hello? fail. >.<

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afdude87 6

just have a go at round two. not like it was your last chance ever at having an ******.

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DjeePee 24

No, but for women it is more important to be in the right mood than it is for men. Thanks to her boyfriend, OP's mood is propably completely gone. I doubt she even wanted a round two at that moment.

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Jonkbaby 22

I can't shake the feeling that it's kinda her fault

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NuTrees 9

speak for your self hun round two carries on!

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dudehaha 4

it never stops amazing what people say when having sex!...

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mrl2468 0

I'd be pissed. I hate when guys do that

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EatnBeef 7

deal with it. I'll do whatever the **** I want in bed. I could be thrusting then see a squirrel and go chase it.

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EatnBeef 7

deal with it. I'll do whatever the **** I want. I could be thrusting then see a squirrel and then jump out the window to chase it leaving you confused ad alone to finish yourself.

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Jonkbaby 22

uh. that's 9. maybe don't surf upside down. yyyeah.. >.<

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fisheatsbear 6

methinks 29 is either a) new to the internets b) retarded or c) trolling, and failing at it

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Jonkbaby 22

d) living as I dam well please. this is America- you do your thing and leave me THE hell alone

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djxtones 0

meanwhile in Finland.... lol. I love your comments... except you did miss the "e" in sexiest earlier. lol

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DjeePee 24

Woooh, is this America?! Wow! Great! Supaaaaaaah! Eventhough it just looks like my own home, in Belgium, where I sit in front of my laptop...but still, Americaaaaa!

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unfortunate_13 5

i once said "hey, you have to preheat the oven first" when my boyfriend wanted to skip foreplay while i needed some fun first.

42 2