Intimacy: Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents....

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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By mydadsgonnakillme - 08/02/2013 07:13 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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Saturday 10 September 2011 16:55

You deserve that shit. ******* dumbass

McAninch35 9

Saturday 10 September 2011 16:57

Go dad.

Comments

T552 12

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:16

Were you expecting sympathy from us? Seriously, I hope she dumped your ass right there and then in front of your parents and slapped the ******* life out of you. You ******* jerk.

perdix 29

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:16

Why are you introducing a girl to your parents who isn't even special enough to be exclusive with? If you're "playing the field," I'm sure your parents don't need to meet all of your hos. They just want to meet the #1 Ho, after all the rest have been tossed in the trash with your parting gift of a blend of STDs.

thisblowsaton 4

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:21

u deserve it for being a cheating douchebag! Hope someone cheats on you so that u know how it feels!

panchis16 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:22

You're an idiot... You deserved that and more

666xSYXXXx666 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:23

YDI... It amazes me how many people think it's ok to cheat nowadays... What happened to Love???

TanyaKJC 9

Saturday 10 September 2011 22:06

Agreed. Just like how sex lost it's meaning. Was meant to only be with your husband that you love...now it's for fun and to pass time.

dubstepp 15

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:25

Everyone hates a cheater

USMCSNIPER209 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:26

Maybe they weren't dating then

taazer 12

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:27

I hope your girlfriend dump your sorry ass!!!.... -.-

picturescrazy 24

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:28

Why the **** would you blame your dad? You're a disgusting prick, I'm glad you got caught.

gottageek 17

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:31

I'm wondering why this isn't followed with "she then beat my ass and I'll be eating my food from a straw for the next three months as a result." Cheaters male or female deserve a beating.