Love: Today, I decided to get a Blizzard from Dairy Queen. As bent...

By sadtimes - 22/01/2009 11:10 - Canada

Today, I decided to get a Blizzard from Dairy Queen. As bent down to put my pen away, my Blizzard somehow defied the laws of gravity and fell on me. FML

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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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By ab - 09/10/2011 05:11 - Canada

Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML

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By Coryj1220 - 26/03/2014 03:53 - United States - Louisville

Today, while working at Dairy Queen, a customer asked me what was so special about our ice cream cakes, and how they're different from regular cakes. I chuckled, and told her it's because they're made from ice cream. She threw a fit, which resulted in me being written up and sent home early. FML

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By greenroses92 - 19/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was called stupid by a customer, after I supposedly got his order wrong. He then threw his ice cream cone on the floor, tracked it around the store, and left. While I was cleaning it up, he came back and tripped me right into the mop water, spilling it everywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 01:59 - United States - South Salem

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML

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Smooth operator

By Nic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2008 16:55

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

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Nooooooo… !

By Nicole Jones - 01/10/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, after having a hard week, I decided to order a pizza with an expensive milkshake. It slipped out of my hand in front of the lift. It went everywhere. I had nothing on me to clean it up with. Now I’m milkshakeless, down £5, and accidentally responsible for littering my accommodation. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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genericnickname 0

Friday 27 February 2009 21:41

Falling isn't defying the laws of gravity. On the contrary, it's obeying them.

ChaosChild 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 1:32

XD it fell up? That's fantastic!

Comments

leelou_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:08

I like blizzards too.

jacklinjanna 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:54

I love how there's more positive responses to this than the real FMLs. LOL.

LadyWolf92 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 3:37

well real fmls are boring and no one wants to comment on someones complaints lol

kornonthecobb 0

Friday 18 September 2009 21:15

i actually prefer these fmls 2 the sad ones that i can't make fun of without worring that im going 2 hell lol

Amphysvena 11

Sunday 1 November 2009 20:22

i'm no expert on the concept, but i'm pretty sure your blizzard followed the law of gravity perfectly. unless gravity is different in canada or it's actually floating in the sky.

ITuMT 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 19:12

Idiots do you not have dairy queens where you are BLIZZARDS ARE NOT SUPPOST TO FALL that's how it failed to defy it's laws of gravity

Guru_Gal 12

Wednesday 10 December 2014 0:02

They're not supposed to fall out of the pot-cup-thing, but the cup itself can still fall - which is what would have happened.

thisgirl630 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 19:22

when i read the 1st few words im like hey Blizzard. world of warcraft haha

Zamax 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 23:51

Lol, same here. That's when you know you've played too much WoW. 

gszmam 0

Monday 1 February 2010 17:56

Level two!

crx_turbo2 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 11:39

blizzards are supposed to be handed to you upside down that way I think they mean but I don't know dairy queen hardly does it anymore cause the soft serve can be inconsistent from day to day I used to work there. fml