Animals: Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal...

By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

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By Fillifilo - 18/04/2012 04:38 - France

Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By Blue - 19/11/2008 11:02 - France

Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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peceout 29

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:06

I'm guessing it wasn't cereal.

Pegasustato 20

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:06

What a healthy way to start your morning! yeah that sucks OP...

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ShadowGenius 12

Saturday 14 March 2015 21:38

Silly rabbit, ticks are for kids!

anticharm 1

Saturday 14 March 2015 22:04

today I decided to have cereal for breakfast. as soon as I got started, someone poured a cold white liquid on me and tried to eat me.

bambilll 5

Saturday 14 March 2015 22:30

dblogic 19

Saturday 14 March 2015 22:31

Uh, what?

xswitch74 17

Saturday 14 March 2015 22:40

Look on the bright side.... Protein???

idontknow8 8

Saturday 14 March 2015 22:54

wow...couldnt tell us what is was...

barneyisawesome_fml 9

Saturday 14 March 2015 22:56

AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO TELL US WHAT BRAND IT WAS???

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 14 March 2015 23:14

You roll the top of the plastic bag in the box under itself so exactly this doesn't happen. Either that, or buy Malt-O-Meal. That shit's resealable!

Rain8899 5

Saturday 14 March 2015 23:17

Meat Group!

boultzboi 20

Saturday 14 March 2015 23:41

I don't get it

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