Animals: Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal...

By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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Same thing different taste

By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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For science

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

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By Fillifilo - 18/04/2012 04:38 - France

Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By Blue - 19/11/2008 11:02 - France

Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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peceout 29

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:06

I'm guessing it wasn't cereal.

Pegasustato 20

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:06

What a healthy way to start your morning! yeah that sucks OP...

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Enslaved 36

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:59

"Slimy yet satisfying"?

Martinez0285 28

Tuesday 17 March 2015 6:00

"Taste like chicken "

CARCA55 12

Saturday 14 March 2015 15:02

Extra protein! Yum

buckstop1 37

Saturday 14 March 2015 17:03

It's already been said at least 4 times now. You're late.

Starham1 14

Saturday 14 March 2015 15:04

Wait, some people actually pour the milk in second?

buckstop1 37

Saturday 14 March 2015 17:01

You make me sick

brittaaany_93 38

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:10

Who doesn't pour the milk in second?!

ImTheAlpha 30

Sunday 15 March 2015 0:11

I've never met anyone who poured the milk in first, actually.

soulcrusher11 16

Sunday 15 March 2015 6:55

I'm with u here bro. milk first is ten thousand times better

TomSenpai 9

Saturday 14 March 2015 15:11

Nothing like a little flavor to kickstart your morning :P

alentecia 9

Saturday 14 March 2015 15:46

A lot of people do, I do

FreeTheRainbow 14

Saturday 14 March 2015 15:19

I really wanna know what it was...

WitEluded 13

Saturday 14 March 2015 15:28

Let's hope it was Rice Krispies and you were just feeling the snap, crackle, and pop. Probably not though...

tremndose 6

Saturday 14 March 2015 15:37

THIS HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE OMG

Aseemdawg 18

Saturday 14 March 2015 15:42

Well I'm not eating cereal again

annabonanza_ 6

Saturday 14 March 2015 15:43

This gave me the chills. Yuck!

gintwinsmoore 20

Saturday 14 March 2015 16:06

that's disgusting!!!!

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