Animals: Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal...

By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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Same thing different taste

By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

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By Fillifilo - 18/04/2012 04:38 - France

Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By Blue - 19/11/2008 11:02 - France

Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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peceout 29

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:06

I'm guessing it wasn't cereal.

Pegasustato 20

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:06

What a healthy way to start your morning! yeah that sucks OP...

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CorvetteChick07 9

Saturday 14 March 2015 16:13

New brand: Cinnamon Toast Roach "Packed full of protein!!"

Callmeseansaur 9

Saturday 14 March 2015 16:17

This website is the reason I thoroughly examine my food before I eat it.

150493x 29

Saturday 14 March 2015 16:27

And I get annoyed when my cereal goes soggy... Yuck. So sorry, OP.

lulinator 40

Saturday 14 March 2015 16:28

That made me vomit up part of my Egg McFuffin

pugpuggy 21

Saturday 14 March 2015 16:36

The Walking Cereal... "Rick... THE CHEERIOS ARE COMING!!"

cutycat136 28

Saturday 14 March 2015 17:01

Yuck XD always check before you eat it

nohalo91 13

Saturday 14 March 2015 17:04

yikes

gshocker20 21

Saturday 14 March 2015 17:22

Currently eating ceral

SirobBoy223 5

Saturday 14 March 2015 18:18

That just bugs me.

junkusernamexyz 17

Saturday 14 March 2015 18:28

Part of a balanced breakfast!

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