By Kendall14159 - 17/04/2016 20:09 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I decided to pick up some breath mints. As I was checking out, the cashier informed me that if I was "planning on getting a girl to stay the night", I'd need the "stronger, more intense brand of mints". FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 171
You deserved it 2 649

Same thing different taste

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saxaddict122 14

Unless you managed to pick the wrong gender for your profile, why would the cashier assume you are a lesbian?

Sir_ND_Pity 35

I see that the cashier was trying to get fresh with you. I'm sure they didn't mint what they said, so just take a big breath and ignore them, OP! Or, you know, brush your teeth / tongue, a bit more :P hygiene is sexy ;)

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That was kind of unnecessary for him to say

ayyy_bro 26

If they can smell your breath from the other side of the counter... YDI

Aerobic_Exorcism 13

I thought the FML was that you look like a man and you also have rancid breath.

You need to brush your teeth more, or switch toothpastes and use mouthwash specifically for bad breath... And if that still doesn't help, you need to talk to your dentist/doctor

That is insanely rude - I would be furious and definitely talk to the manager. They may well have just wanted to upset someone as why else would they say something so horrible.

Helldemon 32

Ya, trying to save someone money means they are definitely a very rude and horrible person.

Nyattack 14

The problem with halitosis is that people who have it are often (at least partially) unaware of it until someone tells them, and most people are too chicken to tell them about it because it's seen as super shameful or hurtful, but when it's just too bad damn someone's gotta say something ! Plus it can often be fixed with appropriate measures, so people shouldn't be left clueless about it...

How is it saving money? That person was an ordinary person buying mints - but the cashier decides to comment on their breath, assume they are planning to have a girl over - based on the fact that that person is buying a pack?! They are saying something in a cruel manner, in public to a perfect stranger. If they wanted to help Op they could recommend some and say 'these are really good' or they could pull htem aside some point if OP shops regularly, not humiliate them like that. They might not have halitosis - we don't know, but regardless, the cashier was very rude in how they acted. You don't tell someone with dandruff they need different shampoo if they want to impress someone, you don't say to someone overweight they should swap that sweet/burger for an apple if they plan on getting laid. It is none of the cashier's business.

There was nothing rude about this, it was just a simple suggestion based on observation. If you want rude, I can give you a list of things that would actually be rude in this case, but I can't list them here because I would be banned...

metalcrazed 21

try altiods very strong and also comes in cinnamon.

I like to think it wasn't your breath she was talking about, and that she was giving you subtle hints on how to use menthol on the next bird you bring home...

Could also be referring to the big hit from the 90's where you pop a really strong mint into your mouth before what we used to call "oral olympics".

Maybe try flossing regularly ? (does wonders for me)