Today, I found out that I work with a bunch of sex addicts. One...

By littl3storm - 12/05/2019 21:30

Today, I found out that I work with a bunch of sex addicts. One of them is my cousin, and she did NOT hold back when telling me her and her fiancé's plans about swinging. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2022 04:58

Today, I found out the girl I’ve been seeing, and having lots of kinky sex with, I’m talking "confess to a priest or take to your grave" kind of kinky, is actually my cousin who moved abroad when she was two years-old, and only just recently moved back here. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2023 00:02

Today, I found out that my prude wife, who has given up on anything remotely sexually exciting, has been researching swinger clubs. I found out when she “accidentally” texted me a Vice article on the subject. FML

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By Miguel Ezpeleta - 29/05/2020 05:00

Today, I was working for my cousin. However, two weeks ago I found out my cousin's wife was cheating on him, through lying to her best friend. I told him, and he later told her. They've apparently made up, because I got fired. FML

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By Disturbed - 30/12/2008 20:27 - United States

Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2024 08:00 - United States - Orange Park

Today, I had sex with my cousin's husband, multiple times. This isn’t the first time and probably won’t be the last. I'm also married but haven’t been intimate with my husband in almost a year. He and I have discussed being together openly but we know it would mess up both of our lives as well as our families. FML

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Creeped out

By Really jealous - 26/01/2021 09:31 - India

Today, my best friend confided in me that she's going to have sex with her cousin. Shocked, I tried to convince her not to and how it's a horrible idea. She called me a jealous bastard who can't get laid. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2018 03:30

Today, after 20 years together and 9 years of marriage, I found out that my husband has been having an affair with my cousin for 6 years. The same cousin who came over every Friday. Who he wanted to be godmother to our 3 kids. FML

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Not a great start

By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 00:00

Today, barely 24 hours after we decided that yes, we were now boyfriend and girlfriend, I caught my “boyfriend” with his cock down my cousin's throat. FML

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Addicted

By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 03:27 - United States - Utica

Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 12 May 2019 22:09

“Sex addict” means you’re bitter about not being in those plans.

Seeya55 31

Monday 13 May 2019 23:06

He's not wrong, Addict is the incorrect term. It's more like 'Enthusiasts'!

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 12 May 2019 22:09

“Sex addict” means you’re bitter about not being in those plans.

mas12806 24

Monday 13 May 2019 2:32

Boooo

Seeya55 31

Monday 13 May 2019 23:06

He's not wrong, Addict is the incorrect term. It's more like 'Enthusiasts'!

bloopaloop 27

Sunday 12 May 2019 22:19

Game of thrones fans I’m sure

manb91gb 15

Sunday 12 May 2019 22:57

Join in! The family that plays together... Gets AIDS.... Together..

Phil 14

Monday 13 May 2019 22:08

How does a topic like that even come up at work? Unless you're employed in a family business, and even then.

acmariner99 25

Tuesday 14 May 2019 1:12

Just beat it.

Monkey16 7

Friday 17 May 2019 9:51

Ever heard of open relationships? Doesn’t mean they are sex addicts just more open about their sex life than most. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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