Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to sleep in for 5 extra minutes. Those 5 extra...

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 04:32 - United States

Today, I decided to sleep in for 5 extra minutes. Those 5 extra minutes became 55 minutes, which, coincidentally, was roughly the length of the midterm I missed. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 11 November 2010 9:15

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

ScreamAimFire 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 11:57

Actually 29, that was a reply. You're a bucket of failure

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robertjc85 6

Thursday 16 July 2015 8:51

The same thing happened to me but 5 minutes turned into 7 hours

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