Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing...

By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By Kay - 03/02/2011 05:33

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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You deserved it 42 158

By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By jester777 - 22/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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misspulkadot24 17

Wednesday 27 February 2013 18:46

That is so ******* disgusting. I'm never eating while reading FML again.

HooyoMacaan 7

Wednesday 27 February 2013 18:47

Oh wow.. That's.. That's just nasty.. I thought folks just pissed in the shower. :/

Comments

ThatLooksSticky 16

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:22

I look forward to the FML video for this post.

superrocket19 17

Thursday 28 February 2013 4:13

It's coming.... :)

rachel_h 14

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:23

Ewwww that's really gross lmao

mosquito19 14

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:24

so you're basically in shoewer with his shit.

egrudy 9

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:26

Fn gross dump him

HowieDoIt 21

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:29

Unintentional pun?

picante72 24

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:32

He already initiated the dumping.

egrudy 9

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:51

Ha yes I guess so!

pussystank 18

Thursday 28 February 2013 3:34

Puns are hilarious at FML mainly because of how others get butthurt easly lol

misataylor86 10

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:27

Guess now that explains the odor every time you turn the shower on! Nasty

KM96 24

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:29

Ewwww that is so disgusting!

thepokemonkid 9

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:29

good ole wafflestomping

Zehla 7

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:32

Oh god. That is unfathomably nasty. Leave him. That is so disgusting, it is beyond words. Not only will that clog the drain something awful...how can someone be okay with doing that?! Go date someone that has some class, OP. God, does he pee in the sink while he does the dishes too?