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lmao I hope you make it out alive.
why the **** would you wait till you sneak into her house to stop and take a dump? I really hope her dad beat the shit out of you just for being such a goddamn moron. And then had a good long talk with his daughter about her extremely poor choices in guys.
We all know mystomachurts is another one of those attention ****** wanting as much exposure to his/her comment as possible by replying to a comment near the top. Still, mystomachurts deserves some credibility for: 1. Posting a valid statement, with only minor grammar errors. 2. Not replying to no.1 like all the other attention ****** do.
Actually, mystomach, since he just finished taking a dump, it would be quite impossible for the father to beat the shit out of him. =] Sorry, I had to.
If you don't want people to see your comment... why bother commenting? Call me an attention *****. IMMMMMM ANNNN ATTEEENNNTIIIOONNN WHOORREEE!!! I could care less.
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Show it anywaythat is just retarded, have fun getting killed mouthing off someone who knows how to handle themselves
he could always shove a toothbrush up his ass I'm sure that would get him away !!
There is no possible way that you didn't deserve this...
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Show it anywayThere's a word for a guy like you.... ****** :)
From the sound of things, he isn't. And isn't ever going to be again.
agreed. you don't ever mess with a marine's daughter. that's like asking a starved lion for a ********. just stupid.
You should use your sock. And then if the dad tried to attack you. Shove it in his face. And if he doesn't. Hide the sock cuz that's nasty
he's talking about the no toilet paper part.
hahaha take an upper decker!!!
Oh damn! Obviously you deserve this.
And he deserves this: Bad grammar: you snuck into the house.
Well, since the daughter lives there too, its not really going in uninvited.
its the risk you have to take to see your girlfirend when you arent able to see her through conventional means. I feel your pain OP :( But I dont understand why you wouldnt take a dump before-hand, and wait untill you got to her house :/ that was just dumb.
I can see a way out of that....
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There is no possible way that you didn't deserve this...
lmao I hope you make it out alive.