By Anonymous - 19/03/2013 19:35 - United States - Calexico

Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 080
You deserved it 4 722

Same thing different taste

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That's the universe telling you to sit your ass back down..

I always suspected that exercise was a cruel scam.

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iLike2Teabag 27

How does it relate to America..? This can only happen in one country in the world?

Forget about your ankle call Arnold and let him pump you up.

I know how you feel OP. The last three times I tried to start exercising I fractured my ankle, fainted because lack of hydration and then I got sick... But hang in there! The universe can't be so much against you working out :)

... Have I been posting FMLs in my sleep or something?

olpally 32

That's just bad luck op. be careful next time!

Inediblepeaches 15

I once fractures my ankle. In my room. Doing homework. >_>

Did you break your arms as well? No? Then hit the bench press, work on abs, do something other than sitting and eating.

Anai08 17

Don't be an ass. Of course he doesn't necessarily need his leg for some upper body workouts but it would still be hard, for example, to maneuver around the gym. Not to mention handle weights safety.

Fat bottom girls make the rockin world go 'round! Now... Get on your bike and ride! (Even if you're a fat bottom guy)

kattailya 4

I did that last summer. First day of vacation. Still in front of my house