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By untitledentity - 24/05/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

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By Gale - 13/01/2009 15:01 - United States

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

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By angrymadman3542342 - 12/11/2009 06:58 - Canada

Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML

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By Harry - 29/11/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 18:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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By Cammy - 29/04/2009 07:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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Chill out, dude

By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was lectured about how emotionally immature I am by someone who, afterwards, promptly threw a chair out of anger. FML

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By siikman313 - 12/09/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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roflcopter657 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:17

that's terrible ******* advice... your mentor should be fired.

lifeislife_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:21

The tree also has anger management problems...

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:52

#93- You can control anger as easily as you can control lust. Seeing as how most people live beyond puberty without becoming rapists, they should be able to do the same with their anger by then.

solo_por_ti 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:56

Get a new mentor. They should be fired...This happened to one of my friends, and a result of the same thing happening she had to be on bed rest for a week because if she moved she would put a lot of strain on her eye, hurting it again.

ch_kisama 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:03

get a new mentor

thenothingweasel 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:07

What did the tree ever do you you, other than provide you with the oxygen you need to survive?

AngryC4t 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:11

Your mentor kind of sucks.

dspadres 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:14

Those damn rubber rocks. How close were you standing to have it bounce off far enough to slap you in the face? And why damage a tree? If you want to throw a rock at a living object try a person...rocks don't bounce off people.

untitledentity 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:28

First of all, I'm not an adult, I'm a 16 year old girl Second, I do play Ice Hockey and have amassed 560 minutes in the box in two seasons Third, I'm not gonna pray, I'm gay and god hates fags. Fourth, I was like 7 1/2 feet away, I just threw hard. Fifth, I know how to dodge, I didn't think it was gonna ricochet. And yeah, I'm laughing at myself for being dumb.... but I mean in hindsight... its really freakin funny

untitledentity 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:31

Kylias 6

Monday 25 May 2009 5:46

Ouch, man. Remind me never to throw rocks at trees.

xClarkGable 0

Monday 25 May 2009 6:05

Oh, you're a girl? AND 16? Yeah, I assumed you were a guy. You'll probs grow out of your gayness. (and God doesn't hate fags.) but ANYWAY it was funny :D