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By Cammy - 29/04/2009 07:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2017 22:00

Today, I got so angry at losing in FIFA, I punched a hole in my wall and strained my back and neck doing it. Now I have to lie down on my back because it's too painful to move. FML

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By Monique - 10/04/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML

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By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

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By lily - 18/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By Nick - 27/11/2009 10:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By Highschoolsucks - 18/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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zeppelin9000 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:18

Definitely not an FML... but YDI anyways. You should probably not kick a soccer ball at a wall directly in front of you, it's simple physics.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:20

Inanimate objects don't hate you. They couldn't give a shit one way or the other about you. At least that's what the cheese grater told me. :-P

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levitate 3

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:15

Hahah. I just burst out laughing. Idk why.

isaiaha11 2

Thursday 26 August 2010 22:21

in soviet russia soccer balls kick you

MrPhucked 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 5:47

Lmao, in Societ Russia, Ball Teabags You

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 4:22

I think anything will hate u if u kick it. Dumbass :D

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:16

I don't see the FML in this. I've injured myself so many times while playing sports. That sucks though.

x_eyebrows 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:18

I can understand why. :) Didn't your parents ever tell you not to play ball in the house?

zeppelin9000 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:18

Definitely not an FML... but YDI anyways. You should probably not kick a soccer ball at a wall directly in front of you, it's simple physics.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:20

Inanimate objects don't hate you. They couldn't give a shit one way or the other about you. At least that's what the cheese grater told me. :-P

NIRVANAfan123 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:02

FTW

Link5794 18

Sunday 9 September 2012 18:32

Well, you don't kick cheese graters.

BirdieCurls 25

Sunday 11 May 2014 9:12

94... I KICK CHEESE GRATERS.

Proxgotsthafia 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:21

aaaaaaaaaaaand PHYSICS!

BaldOuting 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:22

that is frustrating, one time i was so mad i punched a wall. a decision i immediately regretted.

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:23

Wow, someone on FMyLife.com that got hit in the head and DIDN'T get knocked out! /You blinded yourself... WITH SCIENCE!

020266t 5

Monday 29 November 2010 2:06

oh god don't sing that song!

scorpiogirl666 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:28

lol #5

talestospin 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:28

yeah...you should probably check for a concussion

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