By sericane - 04/03/2016 20:03 - United States - Pittsburgh

Spicy
Today, I delivered a pizza to a former coworker. He answered the door with his pants below his ass and his junk hanging out of his boxers. FML
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I must say, these comments had me laughing my ass off. To elaborate a bit, he had no idea it was me coming. He didn't even acknowledge or notice it at all. I'm fairly certain he was stoned out of his mind, because he barely said 2 words to me. When we worked together, there was always something off about him. He got fired for always calling off due to supposedly being homeless. Well, the house I delivered to was hella nice. So, idk. Lol. Either way, I tried to avert my eyes and just finish the transaction and gtfo of there. When I got back to work, the rest of my coworkers had a big laugh when I told em what happened. Lol. Definitely something I did not need to see. Lmao

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I think he will be using the pizza box to some other purpose.

Were you a bad coworker? Maybe this is his way of getting revenge.

you didn't consent to his kink. he could end up a registered sex offender for his sophomoric prank.

@13: Yeah, OP would be well within their rights to report him to the authorities. But if OP decided to cut him some slack, this guy should at least be banned from the pizza chain.

Druu 53

I think he's subtly trying to tell you, he thinks you're cute.

ABlindMan 17

Maybe ge was about to confess something to you

Is that not the kind of tip you were looking for?

Should have told him "sorry, we don't offer Vienna sausage as a topping anymore."