Work: Today, I had a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when...

By Sam - 30/10/2008 14:51 - Canada

Today, I had a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months worth of work file helped make the best sausages I've ever cooked. FML

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By last literate - 27/10/2011 16:15 - Canada

Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML

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By Garry - 04/03/2010 12:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that my staff doesn't take me seriously. I walked in on my chef, who had just spent an hour and half carving a block of cheese to make cheddar goggles for himself. When I confronted him, he pulled up his t-shirt to reveal a cocktail sausage taped to his stomach. FML

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By nightfall8705 - 17/08/2017 19:30 - United States - Walhalla

Today, I had to make my boss believe that I was late to work because my sick dog shit all over my bedsheets and I had to clean up the mess before work. The truth is, I don't have a dog, and I wrongly trusted a long fart this morning. FML

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Whipping boy

By Anonymous - 02/03/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Buffalo

Today, during a meeting with my boss, she explained she's giving me one more chance before she has to fire me. Her reason? I accidentally ordered chicken on a salad last week for a meeting and she feels my performance has gone down the tubes. FML

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Long time coming

By I'm the boss, not you - 26/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML

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Scarfing it down

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my mom sent me home with some delicious-looking BBQ ribs because I'd missed a cookout due to work. I set them on the counter, intent on putting them in the oven, but had to make a quick run to the bathroom. I came back to find my roommate's cat sitting in the plate, covered in sauce, as he helped himself. FML

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By Nanda - 14/06/2016 06:03 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my boss hired a new meat cutter because our old one stopped showing up for work. After he put the smock on, I told him what needed to be done. Without saying a word, he walks over to my boss, hands him his smock and says, "I quit." Guess I'm on my own. FML

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By Cakeman - 08/11/2009 15:03 - United States

Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "It tastes like a s***!" I said. His wife baked it. FML

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mister_moops 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:07

MAN **** MY LIFE I JUST USED YOUR THINGS PURPOSELY FOR MY OWN BENEFIT

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Monday 16 February 2009 0:53

I don't get it. Why would you barbecue paper?

Comments

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 20:05

You had sex with a barbecue? Was it the grill or the food that came off of it? Afterward you had sex with sausages? Are you trying to come out to your boss? People I am joking, I am not a retard like this man clearly is.

Javalounge 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 7:56

no no no, food **** doesn't work like that.

EffYoLife 14

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:37

this person is an idiot

AnnaSeptic 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 3:30

You did a barbecue? Really? How is that possible... did you screw the sausages or something?

Halo3FanTylerMan 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:31

They were "HIs Sausages"

MissyWissyKach 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:47

today, i spent my day reading fmls. FML

Khalavaster 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:16

OP is a real idiot. Using work documents for a bbq? Seriously?

popoman 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 19:41

Dumbass. You deserved it, and you deserve to get fired. Hopefully your boss has backup copies.

Jethro_fml 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 4:50

The 'that sucks' and the 'you deserved it' for this are exactly five votes apart. Jet

twiride 12

Friday 8 July 2011 21:25

not anymore

mtlchiqua09 0

Friday 11 December 2009 18:51

LOL...guys the reason he said "i did" a bbq is cos hes from Quebec, a french speaking province. when u translate i made a bbq from french to english, some ppl think it translates to "i did" ..its very quebecois