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By iheartnjdevils - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my landlord sent tree cutters to take down a tree in our front yard. I didn't realize their job included walking around the house and gratuitously staring at me through the window as I dressed. My boyfriend won't complain because he's afraid our rent will go up in retaliation. FML
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celtics734 2

if you are too stupid to close the damn blinds, then you have zero reason to complain

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fearfulsymmetry 1

OP, you're making this sound a lot more difficult than it has to be. Go change in another room that doesn't face the tree cutters. Preferably a bathroom. Put up curtains, blinds, shades, etc. You could hang a damn blanket in front of the window. This can be easily solved, I don't understand why your life is ******. Also, why does your boyfriend have to complain for you? It's YOUR problem, YOU go complain. Does your boyfriend have to defend your honor or something?

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thelastavailable 13

You forgot to write the word "on" after "dump", right?

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BellaGoBoom 6

Hahaha #12 I see what ya did thurr

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MW2nBAKE 0

you are a stupid bitch like she is, he probly pays the bills and she just sux his dick. stupid bitch can't find another place to change?...or perhaps at another time? women

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ygdrassil 17

I think it's time to call curtains on that relationship.

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Try an old custom that works wonders. Curtains. HERPADERP ydi

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the17doctor 12

the alternative is that she summons the courage to complain herself

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takeapieandrun 9

Lucky day for the those guys. :D

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boatkicker 4

Never mind. I decided I didn't like the comment I had here, but I have nothing interesting to put in it's place. babble babble.

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mightymart 5

wow cool story!!!!! why the hell do you post then?!

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lolol_BKYCHO 3

Awesome username lol

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IneffableLullaby 13

Invest in some curtains if you don't like Peeping Toms.

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cbranflakes 1

did you know that you are extremely cute?

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celtics734 2

if you are too stupid to close the damn blinds, then you have zero reason to complain

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tigrouficele2012 44

Close the shades/blinds/curtains. Don't have any? Change in another room. Seriously, it's not that hard.

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Xythenol 6

It's ooobviooouuus to see... OP enjoys dirty men staring at her.

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amerwin 3

They were just trying to decide if those tree-trunk thighs you are sporting needed some work.

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stronghand0331 17

I think they were more worried about the wood that needed to be taken care of ;)

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fearfulsymmetry 1

OP, you're making this sound a lot more difficult than it has to be. Go change in another room that doesn't face the tree cutters. Preferably a bathroom. Put up curtains, blinds, shades, etc. You could hang a damn blanket in front of the window. This can be easily solved, I don't understand why your life is ******. Also, why does your boyfriend have to complain for you? It's YOUR problem, YOU go complain. Does your boyfriend have to defend your honor or something?

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metalwolf 17

Shes not smart enough to go in the other room or use something to block the window. I could see her needing her boyfriend. FHisL

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