By Lily - 09/10/2018 17:30

Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
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tarabella 7

Being skinny doesn't mean that you're a picture of health and automatically fit as hell. And being fat doesn't equal being totally unhealthy and unfit.

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ojosRojos 28

Speaking as a fellow thin person, that has nothing to do with how fit you are. If you wanna run faster, you still have to train your body to do so. I’ve never been particularly athletic, but I’m fine with that. Don’t knock on other people because they’re bigger than you - they’re obviously putting in more work than you.

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badrussian79 10

Fat/skinny has more to do with diet and dumb luck. fit is more a function of activity level to a point.

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PenguinPal3017 19

I was the skinniest kid and also the fastest. I didn't exercise, I spent most of my time watching tv or playing video games, but I was the fastest 13 year old in my city. I was well into puberty though and all the testosterone helped.

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KittyMack 13

Do they not teach school kids what muscle tissue is anymore? OP, it's that gross bulky layer you see on pro athletes, Olympic competitors etc. As well as firemen, builders, and others with physical jobs. It's used for movement. Since you seem fixated on achieving extreme scrawniness, OF ******* COURSE you don't move efficiently!!! Why on earth would you expect a powerful body when you CHOOSE to be weak? You should change your priorities and work to grow a sturdy, healthy, capable body, rather than a small, useless, sickly one.

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lucidinferno 12

Skinny does not equal fit. Get in shape OP

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