By anonymous - 20/07/2015 01:23 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML
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brewmasterg 34

I hope you know she signs your emails that way.

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Nessco 36

There's a reason for everything. I bet you know and are just not letting on to the rest of us.

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5secondsofvvifi 21

I hope you don't email people from your phone, especially not about important things. Siri is hooked up the the email application and signs your emails by what she calls you. Would be funny explaining that though

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MedChew 19

Maybe don't put it into your breast pocket anymore.

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UserOfTheMind 24

Be happy she didn't call you her daddy. That was a weird night...

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XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14

Do you have any siblings? If so, they probably made a change on your phone and made her call you that?

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RenoTheRhino 30

Or a great grandmother

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PePziNL 20

You're all wrong. It was the butler, in the kitchen, with a butterknife.

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Theglc20 27

I think you tried to use your nipple on the fingerprint sensor once too many times...

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brewmasterg 34

I hope you know she signs your emails that way.

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dezman2000 21

Still not as bad as when you ask her what zero divided by zero is.

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ViviMage 38

That is hilarious!!

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MakeTodayADTR 20

She's searching and finding feelings.. Feeling she can't seem to explain right now. Test your internet connection and try again later. Sugartits.

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MrConcise 34

Maybe we can hook her up with Microsoft Sam and see if those feelings were just curiosity.

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