Animals: Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub....

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By imfromtexas02 - 06/06/2009 14:03 - United States

Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

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By nopenopenopenope - 23/09/2016 03:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML

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By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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By Shrieking_Shack_Maiden - 07/09/2018 23:30

Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By eyes wide SHIT - 28/12/2013 01:37 - Australia

Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML

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By DogLover - 06/02/2013 13:59 - United States - Watertown

Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table, and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML

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Saturday 6 June 2009 19:57

We all scream like little girls at some point or another in our lifetimes. The real question is, did anyone hear you? Did the police come to investigate because they got calls from neighbors fearing a girl was being raped? That would truly be an FML. Oh, wait. Just playing. Spiders are scary, eh?

Katzilla_dances 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:05

Hehe, peeing when you're scared is a natural instinct, animals do it so they weigh less and can run a 'little' faster.

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JackR1104 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:42

#2 epicness. I love it.

chaddyd23 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:49

Cunther

PureGold 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:50

#23...I've seen those!! I my house, my cousin's house...and other places. They scare the crap out of me!! Once I was in one of the sitting areas at school and, totally unfazed, my friend look at me and said "look over here...there's a thing in the corner..." and sure enough, one of those was sitting there. EWWWWW!!!

santi18 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:51

haha, i would probably scream like a maniac and start throwing random objects at it

Ilovelife07 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:53

#2 = pure win

NGM_KID 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:54

LMAO!! I'm from Texas too BTW....

Martiansaregreen 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:56

When I was a bit younger I had a similar experience. Then I cried when my mom killed it. She asked me what I wanted her to do and I asked her to let it go. Then next time it happened she let it go and I freaked out because the spider was huge and was probably going to come back in the house eventually. I told her then to kill them without me knowing. Easy solution.

thumb_biter 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 21:06

1. Not an fml 2. people need to stop ******* saying "like a girl."

threer 30

Tuesday 22 April 2014 7:16

Thank you!! I agree so ******* much. Like, bastard, what in the hell do you mean by "like a girl"? We aren't ****** sissies. We just have vaginas and shit.. The More You Know.