By Anonymous - 15/08/2014 15:22 - China - Shanghai

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Today, my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bed while half-asleep. FML
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drakem 7

Maybe he's just into unconscious sex.

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drakem 7

Maybe he's just into unconscious sex.

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HersheySquirts 17

It's simple, She is so good in bed that he is scared to sleep with her while she is clear headed. He is scared to leave her unsatisfied.

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Hopein2025 14

Pretend to take it. Then in the middle of sex wake up and scare him

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tanekdrachonae 19

Rape fantasy much? OP think about it, you wake up with your husband in you... Could be interesting.

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Saikon1357 25

You'd be surprised on how many women are into that.

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Greenbear118 5

No rape is when one person doesn't consent

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incoherentrmblr 21

Once dated a girl that wanted to be choked and had a Rape-ish fantasy. To each their own I guess...

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cryssycakesx3 22

it's not rape if she doesn't say no!

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BubbleGrunge 18

Damn, I'm sorry to be the party pooper here, but you do know unconscious sex can still be considered rape? If she can't physically say no, that doesn't mean yes.

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billiejoeinabox 7

#49, that's legitimately a scary thing to say. If one can't consent, it's not a no but definitely not a yes. If a victim has tape over their mouth they can't say no either, that doesn't mean they gave consent because they didn't say no.

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1two3four5six 23

It's called somnophilia, and it's not rape if both parties discuss it and say it's okay beforehand.

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drunkmunkey 24

or maybe OP is that bad when awake... fyl OP but on the bright side they make a pill (and probably an app) for that

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JBChristian 47

What do apps have to do with anything? Bad quote.

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sjbartholome 14

#26, pretty sure your comment is irrelevant.

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Zebediabolical 39

I once dated a girl a couple times. When it came third date fooing around time, she flat out told me. 'Zeb, I won't have sex with you. But I'll help you drug me.' Not /let/ but /help/. I supplied the cash, she got the rohypnol. I thought a lot about that over the years. And as near as I can understand, she was raised in a very strict household and basically told that enjoying sex was bad. But if she's not in her right mind, she can enjoy herself and blame it on the Rope. At least that's what made sense to me.

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incoherentrmblr 21

#57, why be worried, you're a Doctor...

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GOtllt 17

Keep your head up OP, sex isn't that a life-or-death skill. Hopefully your husband apologizes.

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tomwantssnow 14

Well, it is kinda a "life" skill as it does help produce life

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cryssycakesx3 22

there's no reason for him to apologize for something he enjoys, no matter how creepy, weird, freaky, or unorthodox even, it may be.

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JBChristian 47

I beg to differ. There's people that like to murder. I sure would expect them to be served justice whether they like it or not.

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xxrogerthatxx 19

I'm actually with 51 here. Why apologize for your fetish? At least he's not a necrophiliac

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dDailydDosage 8

He shouldn't apologize for what he said. Maybe apologize for saying it or how he said it because she rightfully would be offended. BUT He was being honest and OP should appreciate that. If anything maybe OP and her husband can now talk about improving their sex life without her having to take pills.

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amicusbriefs 10

Maybe he wants you to think it's better, and it's harder to judge when you're half asleep.

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ifoundalaska 11

Honestly, he's probably better in her sleep as well

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Wizardo 33

He wanted you as limp as he gets when you're awake...

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Kyle1dc 17

Having sex with her while she's asleep is probably a dream cum true for him.

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MisterEx 28

Maybe he just can't keep up with your pace anymore. Turtle sex syndrome.

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cryssycakesx3 22

lol, oh the tortoise and hare...

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Drizl 17

Just tell him that he doesn't need to have sex anymore then.

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ryan1268 18

Maybe you over think? Or you get nervouse or you are too quick i don't know but i don't think it's a bad thing.

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JBChristian 47

Whatever it is, it should be talked about. Communication is the key to great relationships.

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martin8337 35

At least he isn't slipping you roofies.

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donkinator 24

maybe your subconcious is more into sex than you are when you're awake?

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