By nopenopenopenope - 23/09/2016 03:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML
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Bobby319 24

Time to burn your house down

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Shay_Shay97 23

I would've just straight up cried if I saw that thing. But if it ran across my leg? Oh hell no, it's time to amputate.

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Bobby319 24

Time to burn your house down

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ragnarok1540 39

Maybe even the whole neighborhood just to be safe ...

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DMC0821 19

I agree with #5, complete sterilization is needed

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heheitscece 16

I can't even look at a spider without wanting to cry. I wouldn't be able to smash one

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Shay_Shay97 23

I would've just straight up cried if I saw that thing. But if it ran across my leg? Oh hell no, it's time to amputate.

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SpaceToast 25

Don't worry op, I'm sure that your insurance would understand if you burned your house to the ground.

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LyricaSilvan 29

"No, no, it's not insurance fraud. I just saw a spider."

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WCARlover 34

It's funny you say "screamed like a little girl" cause for me personally when I was a little girl, I was fearless around spiders. But now I definitely freak out ask someone else to kill them and scream sometimes, too. So I guess I scream like an adult woman that's a wimp :/ lol

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cacheson 41

I think they mean the pitch and tone of the scream as opposed to the reason for the scream.

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aredvulpix 23

That's horrifying. Next time you should just kill it!

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chrisbeaudoin 26

When you are afraid of spiders, it's not that easy

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BobBricks101 7

But it's somehow easier to capture and carry it to release it, with the chance of OP's situation happening? Y'all make no sense. Get a shoe and teach that baby how to make some pancakes

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Etweens96 25

Oh god those things are nasty and fugly! Trap it and get it far away from your home!

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Lillysar91 20

Wolf spider? Oh hell to the no I would have ran out of the house screaming for my life! Ain't nobody got time for that!

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