By JukeboxValkyrie - 16/02/2012 07:52 - United States
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To everyone who keeps asking "How did they get on your ceiling?" and "Why are they in your house?" Geckos are native to Florida, they can crawl through the tiniest places and the tips of the digits on their limbs are like mini suction cups, giving them the ability to climb most vertical surfaces as well as being upside down. My ceiling is also popcorn style so there was plenty to hold onto. And yes, I'm almost certain one had a foreign accent...though I'm not sure which.
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sks4613
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There's a drink called lizard lick(?) somehow seems appropriate to mention here.
kandiikhaos
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Sounds like something my cat would do
medichick
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Hahahaha I can't stop laughing. Cats are so funny
Absolutely hilarious. xD
Fornicating Geckos. Great band name. |the kid|
But I have to wonder... Why do you have geckos on your ceilling? Ô_o I'm assuming you live in a country where those are common wild/local animals but it still seems so odd to me that they would creep in to your house and **** on the ceilling xD
Well nevermind my question. Just read in the comments that OP indeed comes from a place where it's normal to have geckos invading your House! Also, can't find an edit Button. Is it just thé iPhone page that's shitty or is there really no way to edit à comment?
you can but only in a small amount of time, then you lose the chance.
MissElektra
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And that's why you own a dog
jackii1313
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Legen....... Wait for it.... Dary Legendary.
Mr25_fml
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Nobody gets the How I Met Your Mother reference
What a relaxing way to wake up :) Like on Family Guy when "new Brian" wakes Peter and Lois up by playing a flute at the end of their bed. I'm jealous of you OP. I really am
JukeboxValkyrie
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He scared the hell out of me and then looked at me then the geckos like I should catch them. He refused to let me go back to sleep.
Cats are like that lol they wake you up so you can do stuff for them.
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At least he didn't springboard off your face while you were fornicating.
Your cat is really something else. I guess not everyone wants a free quote on auto insurance.