By Kelly1995 - 21/03/2016 20:20 - United States - Pompey

Today, I was in the gym waiting for my boyfriend while he played racquetball. I had to listen to old men talk about their prostates for 15 minutes. FML
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Just for everyone's information I couldn't go outside because it was too cold It was hard not to hear them when they were very loud old men It didn't disgust me because it's the human body but I more of had to try not to laugh listening to them all causally talk about their prostates and comparing them like they were toys So please stop being butt hurt about this I made this FML to share a funny experience at the gym. Thanks :)

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saxaddict122 14

You easily could have walked away if it made you uncomfortable. I've never been to a gym so small that people can't be out of earshot.

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WCARlover 34

It's really important for them to get their prostates checked out when they're old so at least they're aware about it! And as if older people haven't had to listen to gross conversations from the younger generation.

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JustATeenageMess 21

Maybe some brain bleach could be of use here.

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pjsr 32

It's time to bury the bleach forever. Everyone repeat after me, "I vow to never use the phrases 'eye bleach', 'brain bleach', and especially 'shitty situation' ever again."

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kfchicken 31

easier said then done, you're putting me in a real shitty situation here

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JustATeenageMess 21

This is what I get for commenting before 6 am.

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UserError94 18

Yea white out is obvi the new bleach. She's gonna need some brain white out

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SOILEDIT 51

Well, did you join them in their thrilling conversation?

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LikeYouGiveAShit 27

That's when you tell them about yours, if you want to creep them out.

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dman798 18

On the bright side, at least you didn't see them

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sparkledoge 29

If you could see someone's prostate, you're either a surgeon or have seen some ****** up things.

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WCARlover 34

It's really important for them to get their prostates checked out when they're old so at least they're aware about it! And as if older people haven't had to listen to gross conversations from the younger generation.

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Koalabiter 6

Had to? Sounds more like "got" to. Fun times.

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saxaddict122 14

You easily could have walked away if it made you uncomfortable. I've never been to a gym so small that people can't be out of earshot.

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Unenunciable 14

Hope the conversation stayed benign! ;)

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arano 29

Maybe go play some racquetball with your boyfriend? Hopefully you'll get hit in the head and forget all about old men prostates, along with a few other things. Like your creepy uncle from when you were 9.

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Jackimo98 24

Hopefully they both had positive things to say

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