Ahaha, Bummmmer.

He just doesn't know how to talk to women haha.

at least you've got an original ice-breaker right there...

Some people can't.

Not if it was making her sick. After an apparent attempt to digest it, it stews in OP's stomach until the body finally decides to excrete it in another way. ;-)

unless there's a blockage, yes, it goes on it's way.

You can do that? Just give your list of turn-ons to someone and expect them to comply? I'll have to try that. Let's see, I'll start with Jeopardy. :]

What is Something I Like to Do for $200? HAHAHA ;)

Hahaha. Nice one. I fail at Jeopardy, so I'll leave it to you. Apparently I fail at Scrabble too, as I found out today online. =/

Don't be too discouraged by getting crushed at Scrabble. To be really good you have to commit to memory words that practically aren't words. If you use a word that nobody knows and you have to explain the word, it it really a word? It's a good thing you played online, that way the gloating loser can't fart in your face. That was a bad date strategy.

Yeah, I played against the computer instead of a person. That way, they can't type "*Farts in your face*" either. I'm just not creative. My thought process is "Hmm, I have all these letters that don't make words. I guess my word is going to be 'to'." I thought farting in someone's face was a great date strategy, especially if it isn't the first date. Damn prudes. :)