Kids: Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the...

By tony - 24/07/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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By thecathater - 09/07/2013 13:35 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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By Kerkie - 24/01/2018 19:30 - United States - North Kingstown

Today, my 12 year-old step-child told me he’s been deliberately wetting - and sometimes crapping - the bed because he’s too lazy to get up, and knows it’s someone else’s problem to clean up after him. It’s been going on for years. FML

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By Bad Mother - 08/10/2015 11:53 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 02:12 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2012 20:08 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

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By Amber - 10/01/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

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junaho 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:08

You should pee in his bed. Blame it on the cat.

ashole1990 10

Friday 24 July 2009 16:06

my brother used to pee in a bottle when he didnt feel like getting up.... then he kept the bottles filled in a cabinet at least it isnt as disturbing as that haha but yeah, fyl. he's gross

Comments

shmexyme 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 23:17

What a charming son you have there...

babe7260 30

Friday 13 April 2012 8:42

Omg you've GOT to be kidding?????!!

Lillias_fml 19

Saturday 4 August 2012 21:15

Its too late to groung him, isnt it?

Fman92 9

Sunday 30 December 2012 22:10

damn 18? so how much have u babied him?

xxEternalRain 13

Sunday 3 February 2013 7:01

Rub his nose in it

_bbybustitopen 9

Saturday 23 February 2013 5:51

Poor cat. Who does that?! i would have beat his ass.

AlexCanada77 13

Tuesday 15 April 2014 5:41

Either make him get a job and learn some responsability, or kick him out. He should (hopefully) Get used to the shock of having his own place and learn to respect others

juwannaman 11

Sunday 20 April 2014 1:35

We'll he will never keep a girlfriend

brooke247 4

Monday 23 June 2014 4:23

What a filthy little weirdo

Mikie2501 1

Monday 4 August 2014 10:52

Hrm. My initial question even though it seems like he stated it, is did you actually catch him in the act? ...and are you really that stupid? I mean, we have three cats and dude, they don't have huge bladders, if your dick son is peeing on the floor it must ge a damned flood! Should have been obvious the first time! My initial response is that he is either so damned drunk that he would blow over a 3.0, then I could see him peeing on the floor. (When I was in college and that drunk once I actually....nevermind;) ...or on some kind of drugs doped out of his mind. OTHERWISE he is so f'ing lazy, disrespectful and self-induced mentally and socially retarded that he is beyond hope of repair without shipping him off to the Marines. If its the latter, I would bounce his ass out of the house and tell him not to bother coming back! Let him piss in the street where he will now be living! Personally I'd catch it on video and post it on facebook for all his friends and family to see, then post it to youtube.