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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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Potty drama

By NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00

Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML

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I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:43 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

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By sayroshi - 30/06/2016 18:29 - United States

Today, my 3-year-old son decided to pull down his pants and pee outside as our local city's parade had just started marching down the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 02:12 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

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Training day

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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Learning curve

By diapersplease - 07/06/2015 01:17 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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Druu 53

Friday 21 April 2017 0:04

Urine for some shenanigans!

Kevin Walton 2

Friday 21 April 2017 7:59

Omg, I feel your pain. My kids used to use the floor as their own personal toilet. I took someone's advise to take them straight to the shower whenever I caught them and give them a quick COLD shower. They stopped doing it pretty quickly! Good luck!

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Glowworm56 26

Friday 21 April 2017 0:00

So basically he just learned how to mark his territory. Careful, the tv is his now.

Druu 53

Friday 21 April 2017 0:04

Urine for some shenanigans!

RichardPencil 30

Friday 21 April 2017 1:33

Hopefully, he can't read FMLs where we tell him he can also shit on anything he wants to!

bigred121970 10

Friday 21 April 2017 2:41

Ouch.

awildwhisper 30

Friday 21 April 2017 4:13

Simple solution: duct tape

pjsr 32

Friday 21 April 2017 15:35

Wait.. what? No, just... ouch.. no, pleeease no!!! Hurts just to think about it.

sweetbliss3 37

Saturday 22 April 2017 5:19

what? we got our diapers/pull ups duct taped or safety pinned all the time. not really that big of a deal.

Cali 54

Friday 21 April 2017 18:45

What are you duct taping???

Kevin Walton 2

Friday 21 April 2017 7:59

Omg, I feel your pain. My kids used to use the floor as their own personal toilet. I took someone's advise to take them straight to the shower whenever I caught them and give them a quick COLD shower. They stopped doing it pretty quickly! Good luck!

Moerighan 23

Friday 21 April 2017 12:22

my two year old likes to pull his out and pee and just leave it out lol. He does it falling asleep sometimes and then wakes up crying and covered in pee and his nappy totally dry. Makes me facepalm.

VeryCreativeName 3

Friday 21 April 2017 12:26

Well, he is technically right. He can, indeed, do that.

VeryCreativeName 3

Friday 21 April 2017 12:26

Well, he is technically right. He can, indeed, do that.

CantTouchThat 29

Friday 21 April 2017 13:21

It's a phase OP. He'll get over it. When we put my son to bed fully clothed in pajamas, we would see him come out of his room proud and naked. We couldn't help but to laugh after we settled him back in.

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