No.

That sounds... Disturbing.

If that is the first thing that came to your mind, there is a serious problem. I would seriously hope nobody sane would want to hump their four year old child under any circumstances.

Obviously a joke. I would never do that to a child. Thank you for your concern.

Oh!! I get it, it's funny because that'd be sexual child abuse/molestation! Just, no...

Right, obviously a joke... Go learn some tact, please. There are some things that are never good to joke about, no matter what.

Actually I found it quite funny.

31: judging from your statement, you must be new to the Internet.

Ya c'mon people, obviously a joke. I thought it was funny. My suggestion is to start cage training. After the puppy sees the kid peeing on a potty pad it'll learn pretty quick were it can go.

Meh, it's ok. I made a bad joke. People thumbed it down, it's life. Let's move on with our lives. But thank you! Here is an internet waffle for you three. >(^_^)>#

44: hopefully, it is not blue. D:

what the **** is wrong with you

Nope

Whose.

Or you can put a leash on him and take him outside to pee but that's probably illegal too...

It's only illegal if you get caught.

I've crated all 8 of my children at one point in their lives, I'm not seeing the problem. In fact, 3 of them are in the fire pit right now for misbehaving.

54 lives in Sparta

My father actually did spank me with a rolled up newspaper when I was very young, from the years of 1-3 years old. His reason for using a rolled up newspaper was that it didn't really hurt me too much at all and that the noise it made when it hit my bum, or really just my diaper, scared the crap out of me, probably literally and metaphorically, lol.

Na, OP should just rub his nose in it.

Better than the old asian way... Broom or get a branch outa the tree

This is what I imagined after reading 12's comment: *OP looks son in the eyes* "It's too late, honey. I've already marked everything. Including you." O.o