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By tony - 24/07/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2012 20:08 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

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By Amber - 10/01/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

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junaho 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:08

You should pee in his bed. Blame it on the cat.

ashole1990 10

Friday 24 July 2009 16:06

my brother used to pee in a bottle when he didnt feel like getting up.... then he kept the bottles filled in a cabinet at least it isnt as disturbing as that haha but yeah, fyl. he's gross

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Pimp_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:06

your kids smart

JadeyVengeance 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:52

Maybe your son is too depressed to get out of bed to go pee.

hat_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:47

BEAT HIS ASSSSS and make him lick it off the carpet; next time he'll think twice.

Edenbeam 19

Monday 27 July 2009 4:28

That's disgusting. I do believe there is something wrong with your son, and I agree with #190.

xSIPPYCUP 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:25

F your son's life

Yojalata 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 4:13

WTF

Zero187 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 20:54

lol.. he must be like 300 pounds or something

andrea369 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:19

Hahaha. Thats So Funny!!!But I Feel Bad Foor Yoou..

Intellectualist 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 17:26

5 year olds are too old to doing disgusting shit like this, let alone 18 year olds. How does this 'man' ever expect to get laid? He won't, pure and simple.