Am I crazy to think OP may not be the worlds best babysitter if a 5 month old child left in their care was left unattended enough so that OP "returned to discover" the dog humping the baby? Until the kid is old enough to acknowledge the dog as a living being it probably is a bad idea to leave them alone in close company... just saying.

your friend and owner of the dog must be careful about that kind of behavior from his dog..the dog is trying to prove dominance over the baby which is a quite dangerous no go..he might want to go to training with his dog again..

If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the ****

Some babysitter you are O.o

pedog...

If you discovered this happening, as opposed to preventing it ahead of time, you're a pretty shitty babysitter

First of all, Iwanted to thank FML staff for publishing this, I didn't think they would. Anyway, I just wanted to clear up some obvious confusion here. The full story is, of course my sister dropped off her baby at my apartment. Later on, I had left the baby for her nap, naturally leaving the door open as I always saw my sister do. I went into the kitchen to make her bottle and a quick meal for me. I didn't see my dog near me but I thought nothing of it since he is always so well- behaved. Right when I finished, I heard the baby cry out but giggle, so I thought maybe she had gotten one of the toys. Clearly wrong. I went into the room to see my dog had somehow (do not ask how for I do not know) opened her crib, gotten in, and did...well, did that. I had to quickly pry him off of course but unfortunately, the image is burned into my mind.

why was your dog babysitting

Why are people so upset about that? It's natural for a dog to show dominance and he obviously wasn't hurting the baby.