Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine....

By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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KEEP IT DOWN

By 5.9Cummins - 11/09/2011 03:18 - Canada

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 a.m. and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

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By Thesuz - 06/09/2013 03:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

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By Can you say "bandwagon"? - 03/10/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML

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Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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By shadowfigure - 23/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

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By ShowerStar - 15/08/2012 21:14 - United States - Mequon

Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML

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By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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Can it, Whitney!

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML

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By negin - 22/03/2011 07:23

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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SHUT UP

By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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misfitSuperStar 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 8:59

Buy some noise canceling headphones, op! Or go join in.

H8rSk8r 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 9:12

Buy yourself a karaoke and sing "Baby" by J Bieber. That will send your neighbors packing.

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kenziemakayla 5

Monday 1 November 2010 6:42

what does OP stand for? o.o

lilypotter56 12

Thursday 18 November 2010 0:48

original poster

beastwill64 16

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:09

has anyone seen the episode of modern family where jay gets Gloria a karaoke. it is really funny

beastwill64 16

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:11

get a guitar ( even if your not good at playing it) and play at full volume whenever you can.

Juliet4evr 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 3:41

Nice. Have fun with that

snoringl 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 3:48

Time to get new neighbors and move out.

Coffeebang 17

Sunday 5 February 2012 13:24

Karaoke party!

comment11111 39

Thursday 5 September 2013 8:05

Amazing how few see this as a ydi.

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