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By AngryLittleMan - 23/04/2012 03:00 - United States

Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light. FML

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By Anon - 08/04/2013 22:04 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML

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By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

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By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

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By Perplexed - 19/01/2013 13:14 - United States - Sioux Falls

Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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By unfortunatelyunlucky - 12/12/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML

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JRFaceless 8

Monday 23 April 2012 9:14

But why

onlychildFTW 33

Monday 23 April 2012 9:16

Eesh that's scary. I hope you're okay and I hope the person was/gets caught.

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shawnaishere 14

Monday 23 April 2012 9:51

You know what's scarier? If you didn't do anything wrong and they decided to do that. Perhaps you look like their ex and drive the same car?

Birdie_Sage 0

Monday 23 April 2012 10:03

I still don't see how this is worse than people who text while driving, at least you didn't die.

d10cat 0

Monday 23 April 2012 10:22

Carry a pistol won't happen but once

Michael_92 20

Monday 23 April 2012 11:21

I prefer flamethrower...people don't screw with people that have flamethrowers.

Tempest559 12

Monday 23 April 2012 10:43

You did something.

pexy_fml 16

Monday 23 April 2012 10:50

You took his number plate ?

pbonham 22

Monday 23 April 2012 11:01

This made my day

Enslaved 36

Monday 23 April 2012 11:25

Wtf? Were you that dangerous driver texting to begin with and pissed off the driver behind you? You must have done something to set him into that type of rage.

1crabbygirl 10

Tuesday 24 April 2012 5:14

ha ha, she said type.

okieraider71 4

Monday 23 April 2012 11:33

You know what's even more dangerous than a crazy driver with a bat? A legal citizen, 21 years or older and has never convicted of a felony, who is legally armed. He might have killed you just as easy. Stand up for your rights. He would not have attacked my daughter like that.

ClosetTroll 10

Monday 23 April 2012 12:24

You must have run over the driver's phone after it shot from her car's roof.

Andrew910 5

Monday 23 April 2012 12:35

Gotta avoid those .

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