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By AngryLittleMan - 23/04/2012 03:00 - United States

Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light. FML

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By Anon - 08/04/2013 22:04 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML

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By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

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You deserved it 1 139

By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

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By Perplexed - 19/01/2013 13:14 - United States - Sioux Falls

Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML

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You deserved it 3 478

Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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You deserved it 2 504

By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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You deserved it 2 487

By unfortunatelyunlucky - 12/12/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML

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JRFaceless 8

Monday 23 April 2012 9:14

But why

onlychildFTW 33

Monday 23 April 2012 9:16

Eesh that's scary. I hope you're okay and I hope the person was/gets caught.

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NoisyNykkii 10

Monday 23 April 2012 9:22

Now just who did you piss off?

ilaleahcim 6

Monday 23 April 2012 10:36

The driver that broke his car window with a bat while he was stopped at a red light.

TwitchingNebula 17

Monday 23 April 2012 9:22

If someone is angry enough to come at you with a bat while you're at a stop light, you probably deserved it...

sadistmonkey 19

Monday 23 April 2012 9:24

No.

BobsUrAunty 2

Monday 23 April 2012 10:17

I slightly agree. The op may have cut this person off, driven under the speed limit in front of this person, or may have had an unresolved run in with this person before. There could be a whole list of factors that weren't present in the original post that could have lead to this.

alycion 38

Monday 23 April 2012 11:44

Or he could live in Florida, the land if crazy shit.

ALpein 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 5:22

Hey, as a citizen of Florida, I can honestly say I've only broken four windows at a red light! They're usually yellow.

McMan 23

Monday 23 April 2012 9:23

Homerun! *Floors it into oncoming traffic.*

flashback.miss 28

Monday 23 April 2012 9:23

wtf was wrong with those people? hopefully they get caught. that's just terrifying, and hopefully you're insured and there were security cameras around.

tomtato 10

Monday 23 April 2012 9:25

Batman: to the batmobile! why won't this damn thing open?? Smash!

Nevereverland 8

Monday 23 April 2012 9:26

I'm guessing you were passing through a charming place i'd like to call the ghetto."you in da hood foo!"

br0ccoli 14

Monday 23 April 2012 9:36

Were you driving a big, gas guzzling truck on Earth Day? Was he driving an eco-friendly mini-car with Greenpeace decals all over it?

ariannaimelda 7

Monday 23 April 2012 9:40

I feel like there should be an anger test to prevent road rage drivers. If only... Sorry that happened to you OP, that's scary :( I hope you got his license plates or something so he can pay for damages!

lucyinthesky420 10

Monday 23 April 2012 9:41

Grand Theft Auto 4 in real life... Gnarly.

citymayer 7

Monday 23 April 2012 9:50

Too bad that wasn't funny..

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