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By fugachumi - 07/08/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By green and not with envy - 13/06/2014 20:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

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Morning conversation

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 08:01

Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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Let that sink in

By vegasman20002 - 18/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Garden City

Today, my father-in-law shat himself in my bathroom and tried to flush some of the evidence down my sink. Sink that I'd just cleaned up. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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The future

By omen - 02/09/2020 10:01 - Indonesia - Majalengka

Today, I have to take care of my abusive grandpa. He's smearing poop all over the wall and peeing on the bed again. It's still morning and I'm bracing myself for doing this five times a day. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2018 17:30

Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML

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Never going to live this down

By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML

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amiebran 3

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:15

Shit in his

ChickenLegs937 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:15

What's wrong with his bathroom?

Comments

jordanlr1234 6

Monday 8 August 2011 2:22

Turd in his, leave it in there, seat right up.

Mithylove 13

Monday 8 August 2011 2:49

Just instal one of those little air freshener thingies, or buy a security camera and feed it to your tv then play it for him.

Gourmet_Taco 0

Monday 8 August 2011 3:13

He's just proud and wants others to see. when I take a huge dump I take pictures of it on my phone. great icebreaker.

raaawwwrrZ 8

Monday 8 August 2011 3:17

Two words: electrified seat.

ifailplzinsultme 0

Monday 8 August 2011 3:59

I sent my girlfriend pictures of my heart shaped dump.

StuuPididiot 4

Monday 8 August 2011 5:43

put Saran wrap over the bowl before bed

victo890 11

Monday 8 August 2011 6:17

Next time take your camera lol !!! FYL !! Ur bathroom should smell like .... I fell bad for you good luck oh don't forget next time snip snap!!!;)

tomsantos 0

Monday 8 August 2011 7:07

One night stay up and confront him as he is taking said poop

DustyStorm 16

Monday 8 August 2011 7:19

and who is paying the bills? I think he can take a monumental dump wherever he likes.... Just sayin'..... I live with mom and I'd never snivel about this because it's her house....not mine.