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By fugachumi - 07/08/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By green and not with envy - 13/06/2014 20:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

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Morning conversation

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 08:01

Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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Let that sink in

By vegasman20002 - 18/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Garden City

Today, my father-in-law shat himself in my bathroom and tried to flush some of the evidence down my sink. Sink that I'd just cleaned up. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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The future

By omen - 02/09/2020 10:01 - Indonesia - Majalengka

Today, I have to take care of my abusive grandpa. He's smearing poop all over the wall and peeing on the bed again. It's still morning and I'm bracing myself for doing this five times a day. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2018 17:30

Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML

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Never going to live this down

By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML

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amiebran 3

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:15

Shit in his

ChickenLegs937 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:15

What's wrong with his bathroom?

Comments

xXxAlex666xXx 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:43

lock your door....

DaHumanIpod 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 22:05

I would kick his ass idgaf if you my father, dont be nasty

justanotherhuman 21

Thursday 18 August 2011 9:34

Dear OP, Is your father a member of the United States Congress?

Irakli_1 27

Sunday 15 January 2012 17:55

Make a video and show him.

ajeppsen 25

Tuesday 8 May 2012 6:23

Everything is bigger in texas

amisenho 11

Friday 26 April 2013 22:36

The same thing happens to me. My dad goes into my bathroom (which is further away than his own functional bathroom) during the night and ends up peeing all over the toilet seat and floor. Then it dries overnight, leaving gooey urine crystals everywhere. It's gross, and he refuses to clean it because "that's what women are for".

emblondie 7

Thursday 13 June 2013 18:29

Maybe he's sleepwalking xD

CougeeSwagg 19

Saturday 23 August 2014 2:13

Dafuq?!

CougeeSwagg 19

Saturday 23 August 2014 2:14

Set an alarm or a camera to catch him.

gatorgirl7563 22

Monday 1 February 2016 17:26

Stay up late to catch him in the act. Randomly (or consistently) start removing all the toilet paper from your bathroom before bedtime. Or go buy gag toilet paper that disintegrates really fast. Put Icy Hot on toilet paper and/or on toilet seat (and remember that you did that so you don't get burned). Or get over it and accept that he's been doing this for years without any problems and the only issue is that you just learned about it.