By SingleAgain - 03/08/2012 06:22 - United States - Saukville

Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML
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Milk_Emperor 8

Hahaha, I don't know who got the shittiest end of the stick: you, your boyfriend or your sister. That'll be some awkward family conversations. Good luck.

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pcentral 17

I want a gentleman in the streets, but a freak in the bed...?

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abrainiac13 6

It's obviously for the Rocky Horror Picture Show!!!

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CarouselHeart 11

And you dumped him? (Since your username says SingleAgain). That's cold!

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RokNRoll11 9

Optimist outlook: he over measured your shoe size.... Pecimist (don't know how to spell that word): he's cheating on you with big footed girl Realist: bitches please he's a cross-dresser

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buca100 4

Still much better than them being for another girl.

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pikachu05748 0

Drag queen.... (•o•)/

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

My husband and I have the same size shoe. This is really disturbing *goes searching for any missing high heels*...

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Laceshoes 6

Drag queen? I think that is either a good or bad thing. If the heels are his size, and the other articles of clothing aren't, get scared. Makeup is the last of your problems.

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